The site's critical consensus reads, "Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level. See All. Edit . Using technology from the CIA, Bob is able to take control and gradually bonds with the children. 5 characters, flexible casting. It is a pleasant enough movie experience - and for me, there was not the kind of feeling of it not gelling together - it does, surprisingly well come together as an entertaining lightweight movie. The Spy Next Door. This is "The.Spy.Next.Door.2010.SD" by EhbZC13Ma483 on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them. I promise you I'm not harmful and I will be over before the stupidity gets the better of your suspended disbelief.'. Bob can't cook breakfasts the kids will eat, he has trouble stopping squabbles and he finds bedtime rules are difficult to enforce. Last year he made a violent dramatic film called Shinjuku Incident and now he plays like a father character in this one! While babysitting, an undercover agent is thrust back into the world of top-secret adventure when one his young charges downloads a classified file. The rest of the cast is forgettable. Jackie Chan and Amber Valletta co-star in this adventure comedy with Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. Jackie Chan stars in THE SPY NEXT DOOR, an action-comedy which centres on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. Yes, they are already as this. There's also a filler story of him being a retiring spy who falls for a divorced woman with three kids who, for the most part, don't think much of him since they mainly think of him as a loser. (1) All kids know how to use weapons better than Russian mobsters. you spend in such a small room like this. They follow her and attempt to thwart her efforts, with a surprise result! Cold food in a surveillance van. They all show his signature style--lots of props, flips, and unexpected physical wackiness. Stalking Poldark. Robert Hanssen's 25 year job at the FBI gave him access to carefully guarded national security secrets. Most seriously, Ian downloaded a secret file from Bob's computer and now the Russian badguys are after them! Short play about a group of students who think their teacher is a spy! It's fair to say that the martial arts superstar's films have been of...shall we say variable? In the absence of a new "Charlie's Angels" movie - and it does not reach new lows such as "Johnny English". OK, where story is concerned, there's nothing new here. But I went anyway, because it will probably be years, if ever, that I get a chance to see a movie before the general public does again. For adults ..... One great family comedy with Jackie Chan in great form! Are people sniffing glue these days? User Ratings Jackie Chan movies are unique. While it does have some similarities, (a dude who kicks ass as some sort of government employee watching over a group of siblings while the mother is away, and the kids get in danger, and bad guys go raid the house), it actually isn't TOO similar. Overall, the film is nothing out of the ordinary. Content: … You always know what you're going to get but they always surprise you nonetheless. 2010 | 7+ | 1h 30m | Family Comedies. Cornering a Russian gangster will be his final "hurrah". His inventive martial arts movements are mirthful, too. As Poldark, his partner Tatiana, and Glaze go to Gillian's house, Bob and the children escape and return home, where Poldark and his crew arrive soon after. It grossed $12.9 million over the four-day period, ranking #5 on that term. This is a cute family film that should please almost everyone. If so, Anna Chapman – the stunning, alleged spy-next-door among the ring of espionage suspects recently pinpointed by the FBI – may just be trying to follow the family business. 5.5/10. It's not hard to see how clichéd the story is but it is Jackie Chan with his creative stunts who makes this a fun watch. This film is about an spy trying to quit his job to become a regular guy in order to marry a woman of his dreams, but trouble will not leave him so easily. The Spy Next Door. After reading the countless negative reviews on the IMDb reviews, i thought it was going to be the worst 90 minutes in movie history. Get Tickets Synopsis. The film was released on DVD, and Blu-ray on May 18, 2010. Get this album or track at: 1:01: 4. Bob defeats him and is forced to tell the children about his job. His Russian nemesis Anton Poldark escapes from capture. FAQ "THE SPY NEXT DOOR" (2009) (Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta) (PG) Alcohol/ Drugs Blood/Gore Disrespectful/ Bad Attitude Frightening/ Tense Scenes Guns/ Weapons; Minor Moderate Extreme Heavy Heavy Imitative Behavior Jump Scenes Music (Scary/Tense) Music (Inappropriate) Profanity; Extreme Minor Heavy None Minor Sex/ Nudity Smoking Tense Family Scenes Topics To Talk About Violence; … This is in much of a similar vein to the previous "The Tuxedo" Jackie Chan spy movie - though it is not an immediate followup/continuation of it. Before taking the kids to see this, I read through some quick reviews online (such as RogerEbert.com, etc. Not one line of dialogue feels right, not one single scene worked at all. So the idiotic fun of the thing will work for little kids, but for adults--the idiocy pretty much dominates. I spy a cute, cute family film.....the latest Jackie Chan movie! Its not OK to excuse this as good old fashioned family entertainment. edited 1+ month ago. 5 views. The film grossed $45.1 million on a $28 million budget. Moreover, his pairing with the beautiful Valetta is refreshing. Although this movie is aimed at children, adults can watch it and have fun. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him. Ships from and sold by … The badguys slip up and the kids learn to fight in a way that only a six-year-old would appreciate. CIA super agent Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) has been dating Gillian (Amber Valletta) for three months. So, when Gillian has to leave town to attend to a sick father, Bob sees an opportunity for him to "get closer" to the children. "The Spy Next Door (2010) - Brian Levant", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spy_Next_Door&oldid=1013896338, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, "The Way It Was" – Written and Performed by Daniel May, "Ba Ma De Hua" – Performed by Jackie Chan (theme song of, This page was last edited on 24 March 2021, at 01:33. Anyway, don't want to spoil anything - it really is a fun movie. Bob, Gillian's family and the terrorists fight, with the children using Bob's secret weapons to defeat some of them, and soon after Colton and his crew arrive to arrest the Russians and Glaze. [14] Rickey, giving the film the benefit of the doubt, wrote "The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny. Yes this movie is a kids cliché movie...but it has Jackie Chan in it! this is no blockbuster but in its own way it is because it is a kids film for all the family, guaranteed to spill your pop corn while watching and keep you from dozing off on a Saturday afternoon,hey dad, wake up! Fittingly, the music starts with the song Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers. Season 2 of The Mole was subtitled The Next Betrayal. It is life. The first three episodes aired September 21 – October 12, 2001, before going on hiatus until the next summer, starting again … The Spy Next Door was released on DVD and Blu-ray on May 18, 2010. The plot sees him housesitting a trio of children, one of whom (the eldest) just happens to be one of the most obnoxious little brats I've ever seen grace a movie screen. Buy MP3 from Amazon.com; Buy the album from iTunes; Track Listing. Shanghai Noon / Shanghai Knights by Aaron Taylor-Johnson DVD CDN$14.99. This man has more charisma than any other actor that I know of. A furry tale about love & family. Seriously, people are so affected by reviews of films that if anything comes out, it has to be the new Avatar or Dark Knight. Bob knocks out Glaze with Nora's turtle, then hides in a hotel with the children. Watch all you want. The Spy Next Door is a movie that will bring smiles to kids – and their grandparents."[14]. All right, I'll admit right off the bat that I didn't expect a high quality movie when I picked this one and I didn't. Home. The Spy next door was a pleasant surprise. JOIN NOW. The film was released on January 15, 2010 in the United States by Lionsgate. The Spy Next Door - English Transcript. Only 3 left in stock. "[10] Lael Loewenstein of Variety gave the film a negative review saying the film's "cartoonish jokes and misfired gags are likely to elicit more eye rolls than laughs. Bob Ho (Jackie Chan), a very successful CIA spy, is retiring from the business. In its first weekend, in the US, The Spy Next Door made $9.7 million in 2,924 theaters, opening at #6. In the middle of the fun, THE SPY NEXT DOOR extols family, teaching children to do the right thing, and protecting children from harm. Only 1 left in stock. Awards If you're under 12 this is great. There are things you learn from movies like this. There are hundreds of great family films out there to expose your kids to. JOIN NOW. Still, like I said, Chan provides the main reason one would watch and enjoy this movie and it's nice to occasionally see the supporting cast also get in on the action. The child actors are initially very annoying. Bob Eavesdroppping. One of those films is "The Spy Next Door." | Especially beautiful is the suburban home where Gillian's family lives. The actor's flair for comedy has become common knowledge and he is as energetic as ever. Get this album or track at: 2:58: 3. | BUT it is also really goofy and the predictability and sappyness borders very closely on the idiotic. But if you stick with this thing past the midway mark, you will be rewarded with some very entertaining Chan fight choreography. Ann Blackman and Elaine Shannon are investigative reporters that give a biography of a man whose life is unbelievable, yet true and amazing. None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. The Spy Next Door - Jackie Chan is set to star in "The Spy Next Door," an action-comedy which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. This is obviously a very low budget project, and it bears many of the earmarks of a direct-to-video movie. Painfully bad, even if you see it just as a "kids film". The Spy Next Door is exactly that. But Bob has one more mission to complete before Gillian agrees to marry him: winning over her three opinionated kids. Truth in reviewing requires me to report that "The Spy Next Door" is precisely what you would expect from a PG-rated Jackie Chan comedy with that plot. Since this is a family movie, the villains are often knocked out humorously with things like a slammed door or a dropped appliance. Breakfast Mess. 2010 7+ 1h 34m Action Comedies. Watch all you want. Ha! | It says something when you watch a film that makes the previous middling likes of THE MEDALLION look good. It works, Mr Cyrus may not win any acting awards but he wins the award for Spy With the Best Kept Highlights, Chan Plays a Cool Funny Spy in a Done-to-Death Story, Jackie Chan's The Spy Next Door was a nice harmless diversion. All in all, everyone in the family will spy a winner here, during a showing, and be pleased as punch when the credits roll at film's end. It was obvious to me that "The Spy Next Door" had almost nothing to offer its audience in terms of a plot or even characters that could transcend their stereotypes. Bob heads to an abandoned factory to confront the Russian terrorists but finds that Ian, wanting to become a spy, followed him and Farren has run away from home to try and help as well. For me this is what actually allowed me to enjoy it, the movie seemed to tell me, 'I am a bad movie, don't try to take me seriously just laugh at every possible opportunity! If you consider this as entirely a kid's movie, along the lines of the low budget Disney live action films of the late 60s and 70s like Herbie Goes Bannanas, then you've got a rating of at least 8. As for the settings, costumes, and production values, they are of the top-shelf variety. It is all the time on your shot. His boss Glaze then arrives, points a gun at him and demands the downloaded file, revealing himself as Poldark's mole. Parents need to know that this Jackie Chan spy comedy is a moderately action-packed choice for families. Poldark discovers the download and sends some of his henchmen to Bob's house, but Bob overpowers them. But it gets better as it goes along. We're just lucky that the film doesn't end with someone pulling a lever and dumping a ton of sugar on the badguys' heads. The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American spy comedy family film directed by Brian Levant. "[6] On Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating to reviews, it holds an average score of 27 out of 100 based on 21 critics, indicating "generals unfavorable reviews". You can just imagine the kind of lame, unoriginal and unbelievable comedy that follows on from there. Trouble is, she has three cantankerous kids, Fallan (Madeleine Carroll), Ian and Nora. Satellite Dish. However, Chan's solo-hero return disappoints in 'The Spy Next Door'. A furry tale about love & family. These stereotypes include (1) All Russians are evil; (2) the female love interest always finds an implausible reason for dumping Bob Ho (Jackie Chan)before she later reconciles with him; (3) If you want to gain the respect of bullies, you have to beat someone up - preferably an evil Russian who is storming throughout your house looking for a secret formula; (4) If you have Jackie Chan in your film, give him lots of choreographed karate or agile tricks to do; and (5) If you want to win over kids who are not your own, you better be a great action hero. [5], On Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 12% based on 89 reviews, with an average rating of 3.5/10. There are some nice bits, like a running joke involving a criminal's wardrobe. All the hours. Valetta doesn't get much to do other than play the usual girlfriend/divorcée/mom of three but she holds her own. cover your next home lives? Get this album or track at: 2:53 : 2. Terrible, terrible excuse for a movie. Either way, unless you're 5, you've already seen this movie before. I give this a 5 because the audience you're with will make a lot of difference. Bob Ho is an operative of the CIA as an undercover agent on loan from the Chinese Intelligence, who decides to retire after putting Russian terrorist Anton Poldark behind bars and marry his longtime girlfriend Gillian, who lives next door and has three children from previous relationships, Farren (a step-daughter), Ian and Nora. Farren tells Gillian over the phone about Bob's secret. Now that's good transition into being an actor! Jackie Chan doesn't do the crazy dangerous stunts he used to, but his brand of comedic martial arts is still entertaining. His partner, Colton James, informs him that Poldark has escaped from jail and they suspect there is a mole in the CIA. [7] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A–" on an A+ to F scale. 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